Tandem Fork!

Just in time for next Valentine's Day, here comes the Tandem Fork! It's my revolutionary new invention for cutesy bullshit couples who love to do everything together, every single minute of every single day!

Do you enjoy blissful strolls around the park on your two-seater bike? Do you own a pair of Smittens? Do you worry that your significant other might have disconcerting thoughts about your relationship if they spend more than a millisecond away from you? If so, then the Tandem Fork is the only cutlery you should ever consider using, you batshit loony!

Order in the next 20 seconds, and I'll throw in a 12-piece set of Tandem Spoons, a Tandem Spatula, and 3 Tandem Plates at no extra cost. That's right, Tandem Plates! They're two plates stuck together. Holy shit!

Click here to order your Tandem Fork today!

Tuesday April 1, 2008 | Comments

Even More Super Retarded Madness

Here's yet another Super Retarded Dog re-enactment. This is the fourth one I've seen, and I'm really at a loss now. Don't get me wrong--I'm flattered and all, but can somebody explain what's going on here? Is this the "hip" new thing for "kids" to do "now"? I'm 26, so I guess I'm just too old to understand. In my day, we were too busy shoveling coal to even think about re-enacting things we saw on the internet. We ate rocks and snow, and if we ever even thought about filming ourselves acting out a scene from a cartoon, our dads would've kicked us in the teeth with a steel-toe boot...and we would've been grateful!

I guess it's a different world now. There's no place for old curmudgeons like me. I'll just grab my cane and putter around the house until it's time to do synchronized Hoveround formations with my old coal-shoveling buddies.

Wednesday October 17, 2007 | Comments [1]

More Super Retarded Madness

Looks like there's another group of kids out there doing their own live-action versions of Super Retarded Dog. This is the third one I've seen in the last year, and it's definitely one of the best. Certainly in the top 3. They lose a couple of points for not actually filling the bucket with real gas and blowing up their house, but it's a solid effort nonetheless. Click here to watch it!

Friday September 14, 2007 | Comments [1]

Watch all 6 episodes of Super Special Dog!

All 6 brand new episodes of Super Special Dog are now available on ComedyCentral.com! Hurry up and check them out, before you even have a chance to wait. Also, make sure to visit SSD's myspace page and drop him a line. He won't be able to read it, but he finds long strings of letters and numbers quite soothing.

Monday August 27, 2007 | Comments [3]

Atom Films Top 10

I was pleasantly surprised to find out that Atom Films picked the first episode of The Steven Seagal Show as one of their Top 10 Flash Cartoons of All Time! This was the first cartoon I ever made, way back in 2000. My memory is kind of foggy now, but I'm pretty sure I actually made this at work while I was pretending to do my job. I miss those good old days sometimes. Anyway, it's an honor to be mentioned among such greats as Bitey of Brackenwood and Bendito Machine. And congratulations to Animator Vs. Animation for nabbing the top spot.

Friday August 24, 2007 | Comments

Super Special Dog on TV!

Monday night. August 20th, 2007 at 2:00 AM EST. Mark it on your calendars, folks. Actually, don't stop at calendars...go ahead and tattoo it on your hands, carve it on the hood of your car, and spray paint it on your mailman. You simply don't want to forget when Super Special Dog makes his glorious TV debut on Comedy Central!

Who the hell is Super Special Dog, you ask? Well, he used to go by Super Retarded Dog a few years ago, but he had his name legally changed after he was informed that his name was offensive to retards. Oops.

I'm happy to say that I've finally finished production on all 6 episodes after several months of writing, animating, directing, and not sleeping. Looking back on it all, it was definitely the most fun I've ever had working on anything. I actually got a chance to work with some real actors this time, including Mark Christopher Lawrence from Fear Of A Black Hat, one of my all-time favorite movies.

After the "Web Shows" TV debut, the 6 brand new episodes of Super Special Dog will be premiering once a week on ComedyCentral.com, starting August 27th. In the meantime, you can download some Super Special Dog wallpapers for your cellphone.

Friday August 17, 2007 | Comments [7]

Disembodied Goatduck Head!

This is quite possibly the coolest thing anyone has ever given me. My girlfriend constructed it out of yarn, through some sort of process called "knitting". I'm told this involves using your hands, which I'm no longer familiar with. She tried to show me how to do it, but I was too frightened and confused. I ran to my computer and opened Photoshop to see if there was a "knitting" filter I could use instead. Sadly, there was not. Oh well. The good news is I finally have something to hide under my sheets and cover with ketchup so I can have an excuse for waking up screaming every morning.

Thursday March 22, 2007 | Comments [1]