Disembodied Goatduck Head!

This is quite possibly the coolest thing anyone has ever given me. My girlfriend constructed it out of yarn, through some sort of process called "knitting". I'm told this involves using your hands, which I'm no longer familiar with. She tried to show me how to do it, but I was too frightened and confused. I ran to my computer and opened Photoshop to see if there was a "knitting" filter I could use instead. Sadly, there was not. Oh well. The good news is I finally have something to hide under my sheets and cover with ketchup so I can have an excuse for waking up screaming every morning.

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So, you’re dating an 85 year old woman?

Posted by: Randolph Chambers Tallapoosa | Apr 2, 08:59 AM