Tiny Danzas™ are finally here!

Just in time for the Shopping Season! Delight your family and friends with your very own Tiny Danza™!

Take it to the park. Take it to the beach. Cower in horror as it starts to vibrate mysteriously. Lock it in a suitcase and toss it in the river, or simply watch it stumble about in a drunken stupor all night while it shrieks ear-wrenching covers of Barry Manilow songs. The possibilities are figuratively endless!

Tiny Danzas™ are light-weight and portable, machine washable, and their lead-lined radioactive waste cylinders are available in several different styles and colors!

Get yours today, before the economy completely implodes. After you lose your job and your house, you'll be kicking yourself silly if you don't have a Tiny Danza™ to devour you mercifully in your sleep!

To order, simply place $5200 in a self-addressed/stamped shoebox and hide it behind the storage shed at the YMCA on Corto St. in Alhambra, CA. If a guy named "Beans" gives you any trouble, just wave your arms and tell him you work for the CIA. Please allow 6 to 18 weeks for delivery.

Act Now! Supplies are limited. Not available in stores. Beware of imitations!



Posted by: rotara | Dec 12, 05:29 PM