Watch the Steven Seagal Show Bloopers!

Go behind the scenes and see some of the silly fuckups by Seagal and Stallone, and one very special guest.


The Steven Seagal Show is back!

Over the past couple months, I've been using my few minutes of spare time each day to work on a new HD version of the Steven Seagal Show. I finally finished the first episode and it's ready for you to enjoy. Check it out on Newgrounds and YouTube!


Great show, love this sort of humor. Also love super retarded dog but unfortunately, all of the links on your “animation” page are broken except the newgrounds link. Could you pretty please upload the rest of super retarded dog onto newgrounds? :)

Posted by: penubag | Jan 14, 02:57 AM

I fixed the links. Comedy Central likes to move the pages around every few months without telling me.

Posted by: Ken McIntyre | Jan 19, 05:13 PM

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Act Now! Supplies are limited. Not available in stores. Beware of imitations!



Posted by: rotara | Dec 12, 05:29 PM

Weird Al + SuperNews! = RINGTONE

I'm a little late in posting this, but I haven't updated this site in forever, so give me a break. Anyway, here's the brand-new video for Weird Al Yankovic's brand-new song "Ringtone" that we animated over at the SuperNews! cartoon laboratory. By they way, I work for SuperNews! now. The second season premieres this fall...Fridays @10/9c. Oh, and I got engaged. And I'm thinking about switching to Vonage. Is there anything else you wanna know?


Super Special Dog on iTunes!

Have you heard the news? For the low, low price of $1.99 you can now own a copy of a show you've either seen a million times, or have no interest in whatsoever. A steal at any price!

In case you've been wondering what the hell I've been doing lately (besides rolling around in my sprinklings of iTunes change), I've been working on a brand new show. I can't tell you anything about it yet, but I will offer you this remarkably small preview.


Tandem Fork!

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Even More Super Retarded Madness

Here's yet another Super Retarded Dog re-enactment. This is the fourth one I've seen, and I'm really at a loss now. Don't get me wrong--I'm flattered and all, but can somebody explain what's going on here? Is this the "hip" new thing for "kids" to do "now"? I'm 26, so I guess I'm just too old to understand. In my day, we were too busy shoveling coal to even think about re-enacting things we saw on the internet. We ate rocks and snow, and if we ever even thought about filming ourselves acting out a scene from a cartoon, our dads would've kicked us in the teeth with a steel-toe boot...and we would've been grateful!

I guess it's a different world now. There's no place for old curmudgeons like me. I'll just grab my cane and putter around the house until it's time to do synchronized Hoveround formations with my old coal-shoveling buddies.


is not that we are too old, is that those re-enactments are retarded to the core, a total insult to SRD in every possible way, and that is just hard to understand. As the creator of SRD maybe you are kind of flattered or find them sort of interesting or “chick” but believeme, they are fucking retarded and the people who participate in them should be smacked with your coal-shovel several times until they dig SRD is unimitable.

Posted by: caca | Nov 27, 08:00 PM

More Super Retarded Madness

Looks like there's another group of kids out there doing their own live-action versions of Super Retarded Dog. This is the third one I've seen in the last year, and it's definitely one of the best. Certainly in the top 3. They lose a couple of points for not actually filling the bucket with real gas and blowing up their house, but it's a solid effort nonetheless. Click here to watch it!


I didn’t know you liked those retarded impressions.

Posted by: Caca | Sep 24, 07:27 PM

Watch all 6 episodes of Super Special Dog!

All 6 brand new episodes of Super Special Dog are now available on! Hurry up and check them out, before you even have a chance to wait. Also, make sure to visit SSD's myspace page and drop him a line. He won't be able to read it, but he finds long strings of letters and numbers quite soothing.


I watched them all. I didn’t laugh that much exept maybe when SSD takes a leak on the hydrant and one or another scene.
However your artwork and animation skills are mindblowing.

Posted by: Caca | Aug 27, 07:28 PM

Can i have some happy spray?

Posted by: D-man | Sep 4, 11:26 AM

Sure thing, buddy!

Posted by: Super Special Dog | Sep 4, 04:26 PM

Atom Films Top 10

I was pleasantly surprised to find out that Atom Films picked the first episode of The Steven Seagal Show as one of their Top 10 Flash Cartoons of All Time! This was the first cartoon I ever made, way back in 2000. My memory is kind of foggy now, but I'm pretty sure I actually made this at work while I was pretending to do my job. I miss those good old days sometimes. Anyway, it's an honor to be mentioned among such greats as Bitey of Brackenwood and Bendito Machine. And congratulations to Animator Vs. Animation for nabbing the top spot.