Singing Christopher Walken Head

Fuckin' kids. Always waking you up in the middle of the night with their horrible shrieking and crying. Don’t you wish there was an easy, effective way to keep your kids silent while you get a good night’s rest? Well my friend, you’ve come to the right place. The Singing Christopher Walken Head will not only keep your children quiet, it’ll actually leave them paralyzed with fright, unable to even open their mouths to cry for help…or your money back!

How does it work? Every note of such classic songs as “Row, Row, Row Your Boat” and “Mary Had a Little Lamb” will send a cringe of terror up your child’s spinal column, causing their brains to overload on panic until they eventually pass out from exhaustion.

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