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The Bowing Crane is a deceptively simple position reserved only for dummies that have horribly traumatic childhood experiences that they'd like to forget. The man rests on his back with his knees pointing up. The woman stands up on her knees with her arms behind her back. She then bends at the waist, slamming her head violently into her partners knees, erasing years of parental abuse in the blink of an eye.

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