The Interrogation is a horrific technique for psychotic dummies who are trying to find out if their boyfriend is cheating on them. All you have to do is strip him naked, put a hood over his head, have five or six rednecks beat the living shit out of him, drag him around on a leash, shove broom sticks and flashlights up his ass, tie him to a bed and rape him, and then take pictures of him in various degrading poses while you point at his crotch and smile. Eventually, he'll tell you exactly what you want to hear.
More Kama Sutra For Dummies
Worried about going to Hell? Of course you are, dummy. That’s why you should try the one and only position for dummies that isn’t explicitly condemned by the Catholic Church!
The Bowing Crane
Now you can get your rocks off and erase horrible childhood memories in the blink of an eye! Don’t forget to rub some Robitussen on your head when you’re done.
Romancing The Funbags
Are you a confused dummy struggling to find your identity? Are you a bored couple looking for something new? It’s time for some hot girl-on-girl tit-punching action.
A brutal technique for incredibly stupid dummies looking to get some information out of their significant other. Make sure you’ve got your scapegoats lined up before you try this one.
Reflections On Water
Stop wondering about what your partner is feeling. Now you can both achieve mutual, simultaneous satisfaction…or cracked skulls, whichever comes first.
The Battering Ram
Get your feet wet with this simple introductory manuever for the inexperienced or completely brain-dead. Oh yeah, don’t forget to take your hat off first.