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Reflections on Water is a two (2) step move for dummies who've mastered the art of counting and memorization. It gets its name from the fact that both participants perform the exact same moves together at the same time. Much like the spooky man who lives in the mirror and copies everything you do! Basically, the man and woman rest on their knees in an upright position. They then bump their asses quickly (step 1), and then violently slam the back of their heads together (step 2). This results in a pleasing, mutual numbness that can be interpretted as satisfaction.

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